That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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