Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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