Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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