Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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