She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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