I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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