He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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