It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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