I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
