dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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