idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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