Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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