mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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