It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
