the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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