Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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