She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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