I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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