no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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