from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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