I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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