i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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