Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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