Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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