fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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