you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He better not be in your backpack
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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