why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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