dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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