party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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