He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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