do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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