my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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