I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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