Sponge bath it is.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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