think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
