You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
that's an acceptable place to lick
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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