This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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