I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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