so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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