I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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