After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
is wine microwaveable?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
