as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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