Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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