That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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