We got so high we made milksteak
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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