Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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