Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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