Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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