dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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