Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
