So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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