You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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