Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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