what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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