He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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