Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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